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Home Page AD-Ons |
AdSquare
Try our browser-busting BadSquare today!! (OK, it's not
like we're giving you a choice...) |
GeoLinkback
We made you put this on every page at the beginning,
but now we've found even better ways to annoy your visitors! |
GeoPlops
They plop-up ALL over your homepage! |
SPAM
OK, It's not for your homepage... it's for your email
box! We didn't sell your address to spammers, they just hacked in and stole
it! (that's our story and we're stickin' to it.) |
GeoGuide
Contains 100% Recommended Daily Allowance of annoying
advertising banners and misleading search links |
Pages That
Suck
Mess up your homepage with lots of advertorial paylinks |
Porn Banners
As stated in our TOS, you can't put porno on your page.
That doesn't stop US though... |
Watermark
We stuck this 'Branding' thing on your page to get in
good with potential shareholders. Don't worry, our NEW advertising gimmicks
are even more annoying.... |
Geo Tracker
Every HitlerCities page comes with an invisible tracking
device--a teeny tiny transparent image tacked onto the bottom of every
page. |
The
AdForce Virus (ext)
Get lots of debugging practice! Our AdFarce banner scripts
randomly generate all sorts of HTML coding errors on your page. |
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WooHoo! PageBuilder
- You don't even have to build it yourself, let our computers do all the
work!.
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Home Page
AD-Ons - Free popups, AdSquares, watermarks and more to
fuck
up enhance your page.
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Censorship
- When you put your page here, we have full political control of its contents...
and we ain't afraid to use it!
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Pages That Suck
- Add sales links to your pages and earn US cash! You'll of course get
three cents on the dollar...
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Copyright ownership
- As soon as you hit the "Upload" button, your page belongs permanently
to us! Maybe that's not such a great reason, in retrospect...
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Fascist Policies
& Web Gestapo - Our lawyers will get your anti-HitlerCities
site shut down no matter WHERE it's hosted, so you may as well make things
easy on us and put it here.
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Incompetent
Administration - we can't count, for one thing. But please trust
us with your homepage and personal information anyway. Pleeease?
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 Try
Woohoo! Wizards
Too lazy to get off your ass and make
your own homepage? No matter! They're just to bait search engines and bring
traffic to our grotesque advertising anyway, so just sit back and use our
WooHoo!
Homepage Wizard to autogenerate one for you on a random topic.
New Neighborhood Look
We've given our Neighborhoods
a brand new look and some added features! This unfortunately took up all
the money we had set aside for backup equipment and server upgrades...sorry.
Make Us Money
Sign up for Pages
That Suck! Bastardize your page with links to seedy Web stores that
invariably refuse to pay their referral fees at the end of the month.
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back when you have some CONTENT for us to advertise on! |
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