/* HitlerCities Banner Rotation Script
   Randomly adds an 'ad' banner graphic, link and alt. text in place of a SCRIPT SRC command...
 
   Written by an anonymous member of the Anti-Geo forces, who value civil liberties and despise 
   control by brute force (ahem Trademark Enforcers!)
*/





gfx0="alex.gif";
lnk0="idiot.html";
alt0="Don't click on it, stupid.";
txt0="Don't let this happen to you!";

gfx1="headroll.gif";
lnk1="idiot.html";
alt1="Don't click on it, stupid.";
txt1="Obey the TOS...OR HEADS WILL ROLL!!";

gfx2="piggie.gif";
lnk2="idiot.html";
alt2="Don't click on it, stupid.";
txt2="Don't criticize us, or ELSE!";

gfx3="geobully.gif";
lnk3="idiot.html";
alt3="Don't click on it, stupid.";
txt3="How do you make a bully? Here's how!";

gfx4="adswamp.gif";
lnk4="idiot.html";
alt4="Don't click on it, stupid.";
txt4="This is your site...";

gfx5="u_on_geo.gif";
lnk5="idiot.html";
alt5="Don't click on it, stupid.";
txt5="Any questions?";

gfx6="moving.gif";
lnk6="idiot.html";
alt6="Don't click on it, stupid.";
txt6="Just moved in? It's not too late to change your mind...";

gfx7="beast.gif";
lnk7="watermark.html";
alt7="Wear the Mark!";
txt7="Forget webpages. All we <i>really</i> want is your soul.";

gfx8="clickani.gif";
lnk8="idiot.html";
alt8="Are you an IDIOT? I said CLICK HERE!!!";
txt8="Click here! Click Here! Hey you moron, are you deaf?! I SAID CLICK HERE!!!!!!!!!!";

gfx9="porn2.jpg";
lnk9="idiot.html";
alt9="This banner promotes either lesbian sex or cannibalism...can YOU tell which?";
txt9="This banner promotes either lesbian sex or cannibalism...can YOU tell which?";

gfx10="porn1.jpg";
lnk10="idiot.html";
alt10="Every family should get along this well";
txt10="Wanna see some family..uh, *friendly* sites? Lick here!";

gfx11="porn3.jpg";
lnk11="idiot.html";
alt11="Eeeeewww! You've been eating garlic!";
txt11="We Support Alternative Lifestyles!";

gfx12="geoshitties.gif";
lnk12="idiot.html";
alt12="You can upload it, just don't expect it to stay that way!";
txt12="Who needs FILES, anyway?";


len=12;  // change to equal number of banners

today=new Date();
today=Math.floor(today.getTime()/100);
rnd=today%len;
document.write("<A HREF=\""+eval("lnk"+rnd)+"\"><IMG SRC=\""+eval("gfx"+rnd)+"\" ALT=\""+eval("alt"+rnd)+"\" height=60 width=468><BR><center>"+eval("txt"+rnd)+"</center></A>");
//document.write(html);