Lots of people surf the Internet. Some
of them even graduate grammar school. Unfortunately, these aren't them...
My Very First Flame!
(Not counting the ones ones from Apple lovers
regarding the Mac Page)
From: Clayton ****** <****@orbitertreadmill.com>
Subject: you are a waste of internet space
You are neither humorous, relevant or irrevelant.
Have you ever considered
really doing something with your life?
Rating: **** (bonus points for length and creeative speling)
Subj: [Fwd: You a Loser]
You are probably the bigest loser on the
planet. With the time you have
spent bitching with your stupid web
page, you could have just deleted
the thing and gone on with your pathetic
life. Why dont you spend some
of your efforts on something that might be
of some use to some one insted
of taking up space on the net. At the
very least an inventory of your
mothers insect collection would be more worthwhile.
I just thought you needed to know what a pathetic
loser you realy are.
Thanks for letting me take up some of your
worthless time and short
Rating: ** (No punctuation, but no swear words either)
Subj: not worth mentioning
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1999 22:05:01 -0700
the subject heading descibes you web site
have a nice day
Subj: (No Subject)
From: "Mario Mario <******@hotbot.com>
Date: Thu, 18 Feb 1999 06:30:48
I think you pages suck because it looks
like some stupid poser ( you ) made a
couple of stupid bogus pages to make you
feel more masculin. I know your a guy
because of the stupid themes of your pagesa
and the way to talk. Your microsoft
page was not convinving and waisted my time.
Your vallentines day page sucked as well. I thi
nk you need to learn some basics and make
a REAL page. You have massive securit
y flaws. I hope your page gets hacked
Subj: Macs RULE, you $%^&ing dweeb!
Date: Thu, 15 Jul 1999
The Macintosh could kick your WINDOWS a%^
ANYDAY, and AnyTHING can beat up
Bill Gates, your . . . HERO!
Want to be ridiculed here? Please email
your best flames...
Apple CEO/CHAIRMAN/ PRESIDENT
One of steve jobs employees
>>> Hmm... Apple's CEO... an AOLer. Somehow it
doesn't surprise me.