Anti-MSIE script page
 
Okay, I know it's not sporting. I know it's not nice. I know that it's unfair to penalize or treat someone differently, just because they use the evil browser. But these Internet Explorer hostile Java scripts are provided for those who, like myself, are opposed to the Micro$oft juggernaut and its anticompetitive practices. While I normally would argue that the Web should be unrestricted and accomodating for everyone, I have come to realize just how dirty Micro$oft is playing to make people use their monopoly browser, and realize that to keep the Web free of M$ and its evil influence Internet users must play equally hard. So what follows are scripts, some polite and some not, that will act on the Microsoft web browser. Click the 'Try Me' link to test the function of each...to simulate the IE experience, these scripts will do their devious deeds even if you are using a non-Microsoft browser.
 
 
Automatically send the IE-using $hmuck to Netscape's website
 
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<script LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> 
<!--  
  
  var uagent=navigator.userAgent; 
  if (uagent.indexOf("MSIE") == 25) { 
  document.writeln('<META HTTP-EQUIV="REFRESH" CONTENT="2; URL=http://www.netscape.com/">'); 
  } 
  
//--> 
</script>
 
Choice: Get 'N' or get the hell out!
 
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<script language="JavaScript"> 
  
<!--  
  // This JavaScript is written by Moh! 
  // Modified by WiZZiE  
  // Use it and modify it if you like  
  // it's for those who don't want their Page be compatible for MSIE 3.0 :)....have fun  
  // be so nice an leave my Name in the above of that, thx! 

  <script language="JavaScript"> 
  var uagent=navigator.userAgent; 
  if (uagent.indexOf("MSIE") == 25) { alert("STOP ! You are using MS Internet Explorer (TM)!"); 
  alert("And this page prohibits IE users from viewing it."); 
  if (confirm("Do you want to go to Netscape's Site in order to download Netscape Navigator?")) { 
  location.href="http://www.netscape.com"  
 } 
  else { 
  alert("OK you choose I don't care! Bye bye!....come back when you have Netscape Navigator!"); 
  self.close();  
 }  
}  

//--> 
</script>
 
Automatically close Microsoft browser
 
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<script LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> 
<!--  

 var uagent=navigator.userAgent; 
if (uagent.indexOf("MSIE") == 25) 
self.close() 

 //--> 
</script>
 
Load anti-Windows page if MSIE detected
 
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<script LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> 
<!-- 

  if( navigator.appName.toLowerCase().indexOf("microsoft") > -1 || 
      navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase().indexOf("msie") > -1 ) { 
    window.open("http://www.pobox.com/~qed/windoze.html", "Windoze", "dependent=no,titlebar=no,scrollbars=yes" ); 
  } 

// Paul Hsieh 
// qed at pobox dot com 
// --> 
</script>
 
Go to anti-Windows page (bad.htm) if MSIE detected
 
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<SCRIPT> 
<!-- 
//kicks MIE users :) 
//   written by The Omega 
//   http://members.xoom.com/the_omega   (last I checked) 
//   the_omega at geocities dot com 
// 
// bad.htm is where Internet Explorer users get kicked to. 
   { 
   var name=navigator.appName; 
   var bad="http://members.xoom.com/the_omega/bad.htm"; 
   if (name=="Microsoft Internet Explorer") location.href=bad; 
   } 
<!--end--> 
</SCRIPT>
   
 
These scripts are stolen from various locations on the web. If you have found or written a novel anti-IE script, feel free to send it to us for inclusion on this page.
 
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