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Welcome to the joke page. This is where our loyal surfers submit their best/worst computer jokes. 


Some signs that Windows 95 is not working for you as well as it should

Signs that you spend too much time on the computer

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We had to write these ourselves! See what happens when nobody contributes? We have to write the jokes ourselves, and then they really suck! 

Fun with newbies

You might be a newbie if...

Some signs you paid too much for that office suite:
Power users with plenty of dough
Lust after the Pentium Pro
For the little old Cray
While good in its day
Won't handle MS-bloated code

 There once was another Norman Bates
Who went by the name of Bill Gates
He went out with his knife
To cut short the life
Of his only true rival, Netscape

 If Microsoft made toasters:
Every time you bought a loaf of bread you would have to buy a toaster.
You wouldn't have to take the toaster, but you'll still have to pay
for it anyway.
Toaster'95 would weigh 15000 pounds (hence requiring a reinforced
steel counter top), draw enough electricity to power a small city, take
up 95%   of the space in your kitchen, would claim to be the first
toaster that lets you control how light or dark you want your toast to
be, and would secretly interrogate your other appliances to find out who
made them. Everyone would hate Microsoft toasters, but nonetheless would
buy them since most of the good bread only works with their toasters.


Dumbest One We've Ever Heard:
"Did you hear about the new computer that's coming out? It's called the Mike Tyson. Two bytes and no memory!"
--from an Alaska radio show

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