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my car won't start.
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I can't find my keys.
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out of gas.
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homework.
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studying.
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research paper.
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the RA confiscated all of my beer!
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it would get me in trouble with the police.
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it would get me in trouble with
the R.A.
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it would get me in
trouble with the University.
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it would get me in
trouble with the Feds.
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she's nasty.
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she's ugly.
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she's got VD.
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the scanner is out of order.
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I have a test tomorrow.
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You never said it was due today!
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I'm spraying for termites.
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it fell in the toilet.
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I'm drunk.
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I'm sober.
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Geocities dleeted my account again.
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I'm all out of condoms.
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cold water makes it shrink.
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the lab computer ate my Zip disk.
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the administrator ate my Zip disk.
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temporary insanity.
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I'm saving all my energy for tonite's frat
party.
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some idiot broke it.
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[]the bank []my loan shark
[]the cops []the FBI []Bill Gates []Some fruit pie
from _________ is after me. (check all that apply)
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you/he/she is a major fuck-off.
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I'll get to it tomorrow.
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the speakers are blown.
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the alarm didn't go off.
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I've had enough tequila already, thanks...
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the guy next door was playing rap and I had to to go over and kick his ass.
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because professor __________ is a BITCH.
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I've got a headache.
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that was a figure of speech!
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I'm diving for muff.
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Entropy.
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she's way too fat.
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somobody took all my laundry quarters!!
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the Excuse-O-Matic was out of order.
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you/he/she sounds too much like Alanis
Morrosette ..whiny bitch...
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you asked me for a ride yesterday, and
the day before, and the day before...
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I am morally opposed to Fort Wayne.
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I was bored.
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there was nothing better to do.
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you/he/she is a []moron
[]asshole []leech []professor []cop []other _____________________.
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you/he/she/it spends too much time in
[]their room []computer lab []cafeteria []hiding from
drug dogs []spanking it []other ________________.
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_____________ is busy pleasuring self.
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it got lost.
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it got stolen.
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the dog ate it.
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Other ______________________________.
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