Disclaimers (The long version)
Part 1: Property of...
Microsoft and Internet Explorer are trademarks of
Microsoft Corporation. Netscape Navigator is a trademark of Netscape Communications,
Inc. GeoCities is a trademark of GeoCities Corporation. GeoPop, GeoStitial,
GeoPlus, GeoGuide, and homesteader may or may not be, if so, GC won't say
so on their site. GeoShitties, CensorCities, GeoCensored, etc. are not!
That last portion bears a (purely coincidental) resemblance to Robert
Collins' disclaimer on www.x86.org, which
reminds me... Intel, Pentium, Pentium II, Pentium MMX, Intel Inside and
the Intel Inside logo are...you guessed it, trademarks of Intel Corporation.
(Good work, Watson!) Java and the Java logo, yoinked for a humorous (IMHO)
'Best Viewed With...' logo, are trademarks of
Sun Microsystems, who brew one excellent cup. Apple, Macintosh, and that
psychedelic Apple logo are trademarks of Apple Computers. PC Magazine is
published by Ziff-Davis, a Softbank company. My annoying letters are in
turn published by PC Magazine. Netcom is a trademark of NETCOM On-line
Services, Inc. Xoom is a trademark of Xoom. Duh. Infoseek and Webcrawler
are trademarks of the Infoseek people and the Webcrawler people, respectively.
All other trademarks are property of their respective holders. Did
I miss anybody?
Part II: He said, she said... (or, "Bill,
Shut the hell up!")
Opinions expressed on any of these pages are just
that--opinions. Any opinions expressed are those of myself or contributors
to the site, and are not necessarily those of my family, my friends, my
ISP, my friends' ISPs, the world at large, or those scary creatures on
the Alien movies. Opinions are by their very nature not slanderous; however,
somebody out there seems to think otherwise, so I reiterate this fact now:
Opinions are by their very nature not slanderous, libellous, defaming
or in any way illegal. If I say, "I think G******** Corp. is made up
of disrespectful, greedy swine", it is no different from me saying, "I
think Diet Pepsi tastes nasty." (Pepsi is a trademark of Pepsi Corporation.)
Although most readers are endowed with human brains and intelligence and
should be able to a) identify an opinion when they hear it and
b) decide for themselves whether or not they choose to share the opinion,
an opinion page on this site may be marked as such to remove all doubt
from lesser minds (and butts from slings).
having a grievance with an opinion I choose to express is encouraged to
take it up with me directly.
PS. There are several parodied company logos on my site. Please note
that such material is not a violation of copyright/trademark but
is a protected form of free speech. Sorry guys...
Part III: Endorsements (This site will
make you run faster and jump higher, Michael Jordan says so...)
This page is in no way endorsed (let alone approved
of) by my ISP, my Web host(s), my ex-Web hosts, or any of their advertisers.
By linking to another site, I do not intend the link to represent any endorsement
of the materials on that site. Nor should links from other sites
be taken as endorsements for, or from, any party.
Part IV: Contact info (or, "Cuss words,
just let 'em roll...")
All factual information on this site is just that--factual.
So, every effort will be made to insure that this information is accurate
and timely. If you believe you have spotted an inaccuracy, ambiguity or
other problem with it, please contact
me so I can investigate and correct the error, if one exists. As for
other opinions, criticisms, begs to differ, etc., these are always welcomed
so long as they are presented in an intelligent and coherent manner.
Please refrain from sending flames, because they
just waste bandwidth and time for both the reader and the writer. Flamers
may be awarded a pair of asbestos BVD's and/or have the honor of having
their stupidity ridiculed publicly on a Flame Page.
Part V: Mine, mine, mine!
All text materials on this site are copyright (C)
by Bill Webb or members of the
former Web Crew (hereafter, WC) unless otherwise noted. Some graphics have
been created by others, parodied, or just stolen. These are not purely
original material but may still be protected. Anyone can download materials
for their own personal use, including images, text, programs and other
files. Almost anyone can quote the material, so long as appropriate credit
is given. (Exceptions are large businesses such as G********, anyone using
the material for profit either directly or indirectly, and anyone using
the materials aforementioned against myself, my company, etc. Although
unlikely, a situation may arise where I must request that copyrighted materials
from this site be removed from yours. If this happens (very unlikely) it
is expected that such requests will be honored.) Materials provided by
other sources (including text rants, images, and other files) are the property
of their respective creators. Submitting material implies permission to
use it on the site, however if you have changed your mind about having
it displayed here, I will cheerfully remove it if asked nicely.
Part VI: Anything I have not covered.
Anything I have not covered. Every attempt has been
made to cover my ass, but if you spot any legal liabilities, omissions
or catch-22's, please let me know
before somebody's lawyer does. Thanks a bunch, my ass is grateful.