| Woohoo!HitlerCities
AdSquare |
At WooHoo! HitlerCities, we strive to
offer you the best free home page service bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit
bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit while bending over backwards
for our Advertisers in any way possible. We at HitlerCities are strongly
committed to bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit
bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit help our
advertisers reach the audience they desire. Without our advertisers, we
wouldn't be able to provide free home pages bullshit bullshit bullshit
bullshit paradigm bullshit bullshit bullshit and dynamic part of the HitlerCities
community.
How does the AdSquare work?
 First,
electricity from the power company flows into your computer bullshit bullshit
bullshit bullshit bullshit and the Ad Square appears in the top right-hand
corner of your browser. The AdSquare has three (3) natural states: annoying,
really annoying, and fuckin' annoying.
After a few moments of not being clicked
on, the ad will flicker even louder and start following your mouse around
the page, eventually positioning itself directly beneath the pointer and
refusing to budge.
When a user clicks on the ad (trust
me, they'll have no choice) a sponsor's webpage will open fullscreen and
all other browser windows and running applications will be shut down (to
minimize things which may distract users from the advertising).
Do I HAVE to have this friggin'
thing on my site?
Yes.
Why did you change from Watermark/Plopups
to AdSquare?
Visitors got used to the Watermark
and no longer looked at it anymore. The AdSquare is something new that
newbie surfers won't be expecting, and so they will click on it more. The
AdSquare has similar advantages over the plopups: While visitors could
close the plopups instantly (even before the ad itself had loaded), or
use a program to automatically close them, there is no way to close the
AdSquare.
Will the AdSquare eat up lots and
lots of my bandwidth?
Absolutely.
Will the AdSquare crash my browser?
Of course.
What will happen if I don't like
your new AdSquare, and say bad things about it on my webpage (on or off
HitlerCities)?
Bad things will happen. Very, very
bad things. You love your family, right?
What happens if I try to get around
it by disabling JavaScript in my browser?
See previous question.
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