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 Advertising Information (Homesteaders' version) 
HitlerCities does not advertise. We provide useful Services as a benefit and consideration to our valued members like you. These Services include: 
  • demographic tracking and private info gathering
This helps you directly, by helping us, um, determine what kind of stuff interests you, what our most profitable, err, popular areas are here on HitlerCities, and provide targeted Informational Mailings (as a Service, of course) informing you of great deals on stuff you'll probably like as evidenced by our collected demographic profile on you. 
  • CrashAds
These are a useful HitlerCities Service provided for your Convenience. They are intended to help you save hard drive space by destroying those nuisance unwanted system files and data sectors and freeing them up for more important things (like our other useful HitlerCities Services). They also help prevent monitor burn-in (like a screen saver) by blanking it. 
  • Informational Mailings and Special Deals by Phone
We sell your email address to Direct Marketers (spammers) to provide a useful Service of Informational Mailings to help you choose products more efficiently. Our Informational Mailings also help you by saving the hassle of independent thought; now you can let us do it all for you! We also sell your home telephone number to Telemarketers. This is a Service to inform you of special Deals. It also discourages Obesity by interrupting your Dinner. Whatta Deal! 
  • Navigational Assistance Banners
Also called GeoThornInYourSide banners, these are provided as a Service to help you Navigate the Web more effectively. Click on one today and really go places! 
Homesteader, You are why we are here. Thank you for your support of HitlerCities and welcome to the community. 

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