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By the way Mike, how are the kids? That's good. I hear your youngest cut his first tooth yesterday, you must be proud of the li'l devil! (A special Informational Mailing has been sent for you with a list of participating dentists...)
BTW, how was that teengirlies.com porno site you surfed in from last week? Did they have any really young ones? The HitlerCities webmaster wanted me to ask... Oh yeah, and that Warez King's l33cH PaGe we saw you on Wednesday...I hope you didn't download anything! The Feds will be coming tomorrow morning...
We use Click Tracking on our 'navigation' banners to see where you came from and what kind of pages are more conducive to putting you in a buying mood. We then try to tailor the HitlerCities experience to you by feeding you more of these pages, because you obviously like them.
We tell the people whose sites your surf to from HitlerCities who you are, what you're like and what you're most likely to buy. They then pay us an undisclosed sum for this information, which we use to invest in better tracking to serve you even better!
Any attempt to foil, subvert of compromise the accuracy of our targeting will result in pers...er, prosecution! We're not kidding! Here at HitlerCities, we don't let nobody futz with our profitability!